Lucy, "you got some splaining to do"

Lisa aka "Lucy"
This is my sister Lisa, ummm... I mean "Lucy". I am dedicating a complete label to her. She and I are the modern day Lucy and Ethel when we are together. I promise the stories you are about to hear are real, the names have been changed to protect the innocent. Unfortunately, there are so many incidents, I must think of where to begin before I just start writing.... So, stay tuned!